My family isn't one of them! Although we have been...when my eyes were opened to more than one thing I decided I could teach my children more about God then any preacher who contridicts himself every other Sunday, and it saves me money from having to drive to that one perfect church where you aren't treated like shit for not having the most recent fashions! Who needs all that?
NO WAY PEEPS....we are more of a sleep in, have mom cook a huge brunch, play around do laundry, and watch some Nascar kind of family! In fact this is how I grew up too! I can honestly say I saw my parents in church together ONCE! That was the night my sister got baptized and they looked like a couple of drunks at an AA meeting! Just didn't work!!!
Now don't get my wrong I am a pretty spiritual person, but I am also a realest, and I know when it sticks of BS...and most churches are just there to take your money, this is why the preacher and his wife and their kid who can't sing but they let sing every Sunday, always look their best!!! OK so we have established I am not a church goer! Now this isn't about church this is about NASCAR!!! So lets get to it!
This week they are in
Now for the race line up and what I think of the poll sitter! Oh wait y'all know what I think of that cheating peter puffer!!!
Jimmy Johnson got the pole...not sure how that happened as we dont' have cable and I didn't get to see the qualifying runs. His stats say Jimmie has one win and seven top-10 finishes in eight races at 
yes I am a cheater, yes we cheated not only at Daytona but last year as well...but damn it I still can't figure out what with all that cheating why I couldnt win the cup and Tony did? BOO HOO
OK back to the real racers...sitting next to the cheater in second position is the number 26 car of Jamie McMurray..honestly I don't have much to say about him because as far as I can see he is one of the "prettiest" men I have ever seen get out of a race car!
Second row consists of The Home Depot defending Nextel Cup Champ TONY STEWERT....I just really love him these days....I wish him all the best of luck today...as I stated last week....I wasnt ever a big Tony fan till this past year, and no it doesn't have anything to do with him winning the championship...he just gained my respect for all the hard work he has done to NOT be the bad boy and to be there with his fans!!! And honestly look at him....
Does he not have one of the sexiest crooked smiles in NASCAR? And as most of you know I have always been a sucker for a bad boy! LMAO!!! GOOOOOOOO TONY!!!
Sitting next to him is "The Rocket" Ryan Newman...I like Ryan and it is about time for him to have a win....Ryan has never won at
Next row is my baby Kasey!!! He has never won at Martinsville, but then again he has only won two races in his whole nextel cup career however he was in second place behind Gordon last year when they did the finishing the race under yellow! I honestly believe he could have won this race last year!! This was the last time it would happen last season! So glad they went to the green white checkered system!!! About damn time!!! As it sits his stats for this race aren't the greatest...in 4 races he has won here he only has two top 10 finishes BUT one of those top tens was second place that I mentioned earlier!!! So all I have to say about that is.....
Sitting next to him is a man whom I lost all respect for a few years ago in I believe it was Texas, when he got out of his car OUT of his car ON THE TRACK and pulled some crap off of it and then piss and moaned about well I saw Dale Sr do it more than once...I am sorry I have been a NASCAR fan since I was 8 year old...I dont' recall that EVER happening!!! That and he honestly looks like a muppet! I just can't stand Sterling Marlin!!! YOU ARE TO OLD TO DRIVE GO HOME AND SIT IN YOUR ROCKER!!! GIVE IT UP!!!
Whoo Ok I got that out of my system! There is a reason Coors Lite doesn't sponser him anymore!!
OK Now I am done....rounding out the top ten are Elliot Sadler, And teh 24 car of Jeff Gordon who made a few comments in interviews this past week about projecting a new agressive attitude! Bobby Labonte even laughed at it! And I quote....
"It'll be interesting to see if he grows his hair longer to go along with the whole new deal. Do you have to change your whole look?
That is just to damn funny!!!
The number 2 former Rusty Wallace Miler Lite car is now being driven my a lepperchan...Oh I mean Kurt Busch! Yano if I was Kurt I would have insisted on changing the color of the car at least!!! I mean to be compaired to someone like Rusty....well anyways.....just have to say I hope he doesn't win like he did last week!!!
Rounding out the top 10 is The Subway Ford of Gregg Biffle! I think he got scrawed last week in a way! But then again that is short track racing!!!
Now for highlights of the rest of the field....the man who damn near got his ass kicked by the biggest faggled in Nascar history last week starts in the 16th position!
Sorry for the fuzzy photo that is all I could find! BUT you get the drift! And I got to thinking about this...I would have been pissed too...but what comes around goes around Jeff...look what you did to Truex!!! And it got blamed on someone else!! BULL SHIT!!!!
And also one more thought on this....if I had been nicknamed the "Rainbow Warrior" I would have been pissed off too!!!
The interstate batteries car number 18 of JJ Yeley is sitting in the 18th position!!! I hope he comes out of this one better than last week. But then again like I said before it is short track racing and this has got to be a butt puckering experience for a rookie! But I see potential there!!!
The DEI car of Martin Truex Jr is in the 21st position! Now he got his teammate Dale Jr in some hot water last week for his crew chief calling someone well hell I don't remember exactly what was said and of course you can't find it anywhere because the word SHIT was used and Fox didn't get it bleeped out! He was out of his car when this occured so it is up to the broadcasters to make sure the wholesome people that are nascar fans never hear the word shit! Wasn't it Lil E that got in hot water last year for saying Well that don't make a shit now? Come on people this is bull shit! If the word shit flys outta someones mouth after they get spun and hit everything in site...well hell...that is good!!! And if you are scared to hear bad words, THEN DO NOT WATCH NASCAR with me!!! LMAO!!!!
Dale is racing the truck in the 28th position...and I hope like hell he gets in their way again this week! Come on people he was racing and doing his job! Yeah I know some drivers would have gotten outta the way...but come on they can say that now because they weren't in his spot! This may be his last year....and he does have something to prove!! So as far as I am concerned...GO DALE GO!!!
On a side note check out Dale Jarretts foundation http://www.dalejarrettfoundation.org/
Then there is the budwiser chevy of Dale E JR! In his 12 starts at this track he has 5 top tens, no wins and the worst came this past season with 13th or worse!!! I love him and I want him to win...but I dont' see it happening...but in the mean time we can look.....
Gottta say one more thing Denny Hamlin is in the Fed Ex car and he gets my Top honor of best commercials for the year so far!!! He is doing an amazing job!!! He is racing clean and well..but his commercials by far are the most hilarous!! LOVE the airport commercial!
Oh and he is quite the cutie!!!
OK that is enough rambling about this today! Tune into the race at 1:30pm EST on Fox!!! You never know what will happen!!!
BOOGITY BOOGITY BOOGITY!!
LETS GO RACING!!!!!!
