Pics

This is Lane and DJ playing around...can you tell Lane is a camera ham!!!! Don't look at the messy house! LOL

This is Lane and Zach...can you tell Lane is trying to be scary? LMAO....and this is what Zach thinks of lanes attempt!

This is my beautiful daughter!!! I am sooo proud!!!

Yeah this is me....I am a goof nut!!!

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Well....what should I do today! Well I need DJ to get off his ass and take me over to his dads so I can fax some pretty important papers. I would take myself and have few minutes to myself, BUT then I would have to drive in the snow and ice...and personally I would rather not! Just me though! I love the snow and stuff but I do not drive well in it!
Must be something to do with that "almost" wreck I had in my camero when I was 16 coming off the Hope Rd bridge and being the immortal little shit I was I was going way to fast and it was really nasty outside....and before I knew it I was looking at two big trucks barrelling down the interstate off the bridge trying not to lock it up and trying not to hit me or each other...it was a scary situation...so scary in fact my dog shit all over my back seat! Yeah that was scary as hell...then I get up a few miles down the road, stopped at the Loves to get gas and clean the crap out of my car and my pants, and I look up and off flys a car off the overpass! BOOM onto the frontage road he hit...head on with the pavement...it was not a pretty sight! SOOOOO ever since then...I don't do the snow and ice well. I can but I don't want to! I need to get the village put up today which won't take but maybe an hour...I don't have room for all of it this year so I am gonna be pretty picky! But I looked it over last night before bed and I am pretty sure I know what I wanna do. Then there is a matter of 2 tons of laundry that needs to be wash, dried, folded (yuck) and put away....think I will recrute the family to do that part of it..I wash, dry and they can fold and put away...YEAH!!!! I need to finish cleaning everything....Gotta go pick up Regina tomorrow in Sayre! YEAH!!! I am ready to have another kid here that balances out the testostarone! And then friday I will go to Vega to get Denise and possibly Ben! Which I am really looking forward too! Wished she was 21...would stop at the casino on the way! LOL
I here I sit with all that shit to do...and I am typing on the computer. I tried to paint my nails like candy canes...didn't come out right....not sure what all I am gonna do just yet...don't really like any of the polish I have so I might stop by and pick up a french tip kit...we will see!!! Who knows...I do know I need to get going and here I sit somemore. It is cold and snowing outside and I am not looking forward to getting out of my hot ass office...one if one day the family will realize I keep it this hot in here so they stay out of here!!!!
OH I do have a rant!!!! The damn white trash neighbors!!! They REALLY piss me off!!!! I am so sick of their shit!!! Their damn dog...ya know the one they feed and water but swear isn't theirs! He has drug up all kinds of shit into our yard again gotten into the over flowing trash can, which the other neighbors use that they aren't suppose to be using because it is for renters only! But whatever...it is just the two of them and they really don't have much. That doesn't bother me...what bothers me is that Ma and Pa trash over there don't bother to clean up any of the mess in their yard...fine their yard, just because everytime I go out of my house I have to look at it and I have family coming and they have to look at it, doesn't mean jack. WHAT really gets me is the shit the dang dog drags up in our yard, two blankets and a coffee container and some cans and some POO yeah thats right he doesn't crap in his yard but will shit in mine..ON my porch!!! I shot him for doing it the other day...right in the face...it was a pellet gun...BUT I am so sick of the crap!!! Anyways...he has now taken to the road, now there is trash and broken bowls that I am sure the people up the road ran over when coming in yesterday, and trash trash trash...it is centered in front of their house....and they do NOTHING...I watched then walk over the trash to get to their car yesterday! And ran a lot of it over leaving!!! OUR dogs didn't do that...they get chained up or supervised when they go out! WE paid a pet deposit and took responibility for our dogs!! THEY didn't!!! AND they got their kids taken away from them because they were SELLING drugs out of their house (not this one) and just got them back and BITCH when the state doesn't pay their propane bill or phone bill or rent!!! You gotta be kidding me!!! YOU did something wrong YOU have to pay for your crimes YOU got your kids taken from you and YOU are gonna bitch about the state not taking care of you because they wronged YOU in some way? OMG I almost fell out when she was saying that crap to me the other day. Then there is this girl on TV last night...very pregnant, lost her job couldnt pay her gas bill and they shut her off till she pays all back bill which is like 120 bucks and pays 3 months in advance!!!! WHAT is wrong with the system? Where drug dealers who get their kids taken away from them and the state sees fit that they have them back, and they get food stamps, medical and EVERY I mean EVERY BILL they have paid for them and they are both abled bodied working adults! And this pregnant single mom can't get heat for her 1 bedroom apartment? You gotta be shittin me! I am so disillusioned with the system! That is so wrong!
OK I will stop about that because I could ramble on and on about that one!! I hate the fact that these people live next to me and I can't stand their kid! I will post a pic of him some day...PEOPLE pay attention to that face you WILL see this kid on Americans Most Wanted in a few years!!! He is a lying, cheating, violent, evil little shit! And I love kids....most peoples kids are great...just because they get to go home, but this little shit! NO WAY...I told the kids they CANNOT play with him anymore. Well the little shit came over the other day when we weren't here and talked Lane into giving him some of Zachs Yu Gi Yo (?) cards! Went over to get them back, swears they are his! BULL SHIT...Zach puts his name on everything, then it was well Lane gave them to me, well they aren't lanes to give, give them back...REFUSED....his mother said you can't Indian give!! Are you in 3rd grade? HELLO...give them back...wouldn't do it!!! I said fuck it....fine....next time I see those kids breath on my yard I am calling the law...I have No trespassing signs all over our house....they are trespassing! No I really wont do that but I am praying they move soon...which hell if everyone is paying your bills why not stay!!!! ARRRRRRRRRRRRRR It pisses me off so bad!!! The other dogs have minded their manners since I shot AT them a few times, I didn't shoot them...just AT them..they don't come over here anymore, but this one...Arrrr....someone told me dark bakers chocolate will kill one...well a package of that later the bastard is still alive! Digging holes in my yard....shitting on my porch dragging up trash! I am so mad at all of it! Anyway
I better go!!! I need to get things done! and it is already 10am! Need to get busy! Shannon

A different kind of Christmas Story!

A Christmas Story

'Twas the night before Christmas--Old Santa was pissed.

He cussed out the elves and threw down his list.
Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks.

I have a good mind to scrap the whole works!

I've busted my ass for damn near a year,

Instead of "Thanks Santa"--what do I hear?

The old lady bitches cause I work late at night.

The elves want more money--The reindeer all fight.

Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids.

Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS.

And just when I thought that things would get better

Those assholes from the IRS sent me a letter, They say I owe taxes-

-if that ain't damn funny Who the hell ever sent Santa Claus any money?

And the kids these days--they all are the pits

They want the impossible--

Those mean little shits I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds

Assembling dolls...Their arms, legs and headsI made a ton of yo yo's-

-No request for them, They want computers and robots...they think - I'm IBM!

Flying through the air...dodging the trees

Falling down chimneys and skinning my knees I'm quitting this job there's just no enjoyment I'll sit on my fat ass and draw unemployment.

There's no Christmas this year now you know the reason, I found me a blonde.

I'm going SOUTH for the season